Clarence Two Toes [windspeaker confidential]
Windspeaker: What one quality do you value in a friend?
Clarence Two Toes: It's that they have their own wheels to go to the powwow or round dance with. Sometimes my war pony breaks down and I need a lift; it’s not cool that my friend Bob has to borrow his ex-girlfriend’s car to get to the powwow.
W: What is it that really makes you mad?
C.T.T.: I get really mad when my cat just stares at me, like I have something hanging from my nose. That cat makes me feel insecure. I hate that.